Ding-dong-ditching

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One day, when I went to my friend Owen's house in the Prairies. Owen, Clayton, and Me, all went ding-dong-ditching. The first house we did was his neighbor. They came outside and started to look for us on the side of the house and they let there dog out to find us. After 10 minutes of waiting, they finally went inside and we went to the next house down and got them too. But sadly, they did not come outside. Then, we went to the next house down, and they had a dog sitting at the door and it barked at us before we went to the door, so we skipped them. When we finished that whole street we went to the next one, where Owen's cousin lives. We got all of the houses there and we finally got to his cousin's house. It was my turn to go up there and I knocked on the door because they didn't have a doorbell and as soon as I got up to the door, his cousin jumped out of the bushes. I eventually found out that Owen called him and said to scare me when I went up to the door.

The Time I Hosted Thanksgiving.

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For my first Thanksgiving as host, I bought the biggest turkey they had in store. But, when I got home I noticed something strange about this turkey and why it was so big. As time passed, the turkey just sat there in the freezer waiting for that one day to be carved into pieces and gobbled up. I would just stare at it because how strange it was for this thing to be over 58 pounds. When the day before Thanksgiving came, I lifted it out of the freezer to let it thaw out. I noticed that it moved by itself just a little bit and it scared me. So I dropped it and ran into the living room. About 10 minutes later, when I gained confidence to walk in the kitchen the turkey was gone. I looked all around for it and couldn't find it. After some time has passed, I looked in the refrigerator to see what else I could make for Thanksgiving, and there it was, in the refrigerator all by itself. So I through it away in fear. And that is why we had hamburgers.

The Great Tape Measure

This is the story of "The Great Tap Measure." It was created in 1466. This tape measure has touched the stomachs of 1000 different celebrities. They make sure that it is the same tape measure to fit them so it can pass on until later in the future. The most important person that it touched was Abraham Lincoln, and when he was only 5 years old. The latest person that it touched is Psy, the creator of "Ganghnam Style." It has been known as the lucky tape measure because it gave all of the people it touched a chance to be a celebrity. The tape measure could be sold for almost $1 million. That is the story of "The Great Tape Measure."

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Chocolate Pizza!



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I eat pizza all the time! Any time I get a chance I will eat pizza. I like it cold and hot it doesn't bother me. My favorite kind is "Meat Lovers" and I get it every time I go to eat at Cecil's. I once made a pizza by myself and the crust was glazed with chocolate, I put chocolate ice cream on it, and topped it off with fudge. It was the best pizza I have ever eaten. The most I have eaten in one setting is 6 pieces of cheese crust pepperoni. I love pizza!

The Halloween Twister!



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On Halloween day in 1948, there was a huge twister that swept town and stole all the kids candy. The twister was very deadly and powerful but for some reason it only liked to take candy. The twister came back every year until one year, a boy named Bob, researched about the twister because he knew it was gonna be coming again for Halloween. He spent all night on his computer and didn't find a thing about the "Halloween Twister". The next day when he was fully convinced he was going to find facts he found completely nothing still. But finally, on Halloween day, when he went Trick or Treating, the twister never came.